I had my first Indian food today when the trash can lid mysteriously popped open and there was the foil bag that my mom's paneer makhani came in. She can hardly wait for all that spiciness to hit my system.

Let's see, this weekend I got into the trash only once but it was a good one. McDonald's wrappers and some leftover chocolate on a sundae cup. I love chocolate although my mom says it will kill me.

Right now I am draped across my mom's shoulders like a stole. I am weird like that. How could she not want 75 pounds of love on her shoulders while she's typing on her latop.

hi this is chelsea, i ate 25 granola bars and now am yakking.